Changing of the Guard

When an unmotivated friend sticks around for multiple friend change overs. Moods associated with said friend and event often include heavier than normal drinking, lashing out, sadness, depression, anger, loss of sexual drive, bitterness, over sleeping, over eating, and diarrhea.

Bob's on a bitter bender this month because we have another changing of the guard.

by Bare knuckle boxer June 8, 2012

booty change

- a person whom leads a reckless sexual life and is viewed in their social circle as "Loose". A person whom has no respect for themselves sexually an has/had many partners. One whom may be viewed as "change" because they are spent sexually.
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"Dude, I know your life has taken such a big turn. But that doesn't mean you have to be "booty change" just to feel needed.

by tangadreamssc July 3, 2009

We change

a word only a legend dares to speak, FLIP.
what do you do when you have to take your mathematical equation number to the other side? FLIP
Ow man activeteh, this is flippin noice. We chANGE.
people of a few will only understand this word, they're such warriors, they have survived the age of FLIP.

Me: Aw,Great. We have math next.
My friend: Nah, im sure today we will we change.
Me: Oh? no no, we have ActEvetEH.
My friend: pff, FLIP!

by FWuop November 9, 2019

change controlled

to suffer the wrath, for one week every month, of a 6 woman team suffering from synchronised pmt

david was left a sobbing mess after being change controlled for missing his turn at making the coffee

by broomboy January 28, 2008

Oil Change

the act of getting screwed in the ass.

"Dude, I got my oil changed last night."

by StalkerMunkie November 9, 2007

Chang over

the highly regrettable feeling you get the morning after of eating mass quantities of Chinese takeout ; often results in the runs , and heavy stomach aches and possible puking.

"yo brah wanna hangout today?"

"nah man im dealing with the worst chang over ive ever had , gotta lay off that shit"

"oh that sucks brah get better soon"

by peptomax April 11, 2010

dump and change

A word used when you wanna get the fuck outta some place that stinks like horseshit or the place is a complete sausage fest. Usually used when the boys are at the bar and the only available chicks are a jofas. The word relates to the hockey term dump and change when you dump the puck in and change up the lines.

Yo broskis, there are no broads up in here, lets dump and change before we all become gaylords.

This party sucks dick, lets dump and change boys.

by Bjaeger18 January 5, 2011