Cereal Killer

Someone who who eats NOTHING BUT CEREAL every single day for breakfast and constantly buys cereal and even sometimes steals yours AND IT'S REAL GETTING REALLY FUCKING ANNOYING WHY DID YOU EAT MY CURIOUSLY CINNAMON JIMMY THAT SHIT'S EXPENSIVE AND YOU FUCKING KNOW IT

Employee #1: Damn, didn't that guy buy cereal like last week?
Employee #2: Yeah, but he's a cereal killer.

*Oh btw i don't actually know a guy called jimmy so it isn't an inside joke OKAY!?

by thegovermentislizards69 March 18, 2015

Wax Eye Cereal Killers

a product from Wax-Eye and artist Joe Simko that combines his excellent artwork with a horror theme for cereal brands

Wax Eye Cereal Killers are the best trading card series.

by SPrice1980 April 24, 2022

Cereal

Cold soup

"Cereal is just cold soup" She explained.

by SQUIRREL CHILD March 18, 2021

Cereal

Literally the russian guy sitting next to me

What's up Cereal?

by _Amogusman_ December 7, 2022

Cereal

The cold sugary soup people eat for breakfast

omg is that cold cereal soup you're eating bussin my man??

by Official Cult Leader March 19, 2021

bread cereal

(n) Bread, milk, and sugar served in a bowl. Common amongst poor families. The bread is ripped up or shredded, sugar heaped on, and milk poured on top. Also called Bread Soup.

We were so poor that we had to eat bread cereal when we got hungry!

by D-Dubs12 October 22, 2022

Georgian cereal bowl

When a female defecates and urinated in a male's mouth and then proceeds to serve it out on thanksgiving breakfast with a ladle

Oh man last night i got a Georgian cereal bowl

by Diddysaucemaker.gmail.diddy September 17, 2025