cave pig

a person that masterbateswith large objects shoved up their ass to help themself get off.

I walked in on John being a cave pig.

by Ralph Feltcher June 21, 2006

Face Cave

A mouth

Shut your face cave!

I can't wait to shovel this pad thai into my face cave.

by ThesauRoss April 29, 2010

cave wain

1) A complete retard
2) Someone who lives/ was born in a cave

Tumshi runs around jumping in puddles laughing
Baird: What a cave wain

by JediFalco May 14, 2005

Cave Jockey

{Colloquial English, from East-End London}

A gentleman who enjoys riding in another man's dirty hole. Usually less intelligent than the closely related Marmite Miner.

Ben "C'mon Dave show me your arse"
Dave "Get off me Ben, you cave jockey"

by Brucey Big Bonus April 16, 2013

raspberry cave

Slang term for a woman's vaginal during menstruation, used particularly for cunnilingus.

Bro, I went spelunking in her raspberry cave, and came up looking like a bath salts zombie.

by ypslulu May 22, 2014

batu cave

When you visit a tourist location and look at it from a distance and/or take quick snapshots and leave.

J: Lets climb Mt Fuji
E: Batu Cave

by Batu Cave July 20, 2014

cliff in the cave

A visible piece of food stuck or wedged in between teeth.

Yo bro, you've got a cliff in the cave, better get it out before you see Julie.

Dude that is the largest cliff in the cave I've ever seen.

by The H-Master October 22, 2014