Calder

When you tell a joke so funny that someone laughs so hard and dies...it wasnt so much the joke that killed them it's was because you laughed so hard while you murdered them.

I'm gonna run a "Calder" on that little fucker.

Calder" jokes always kill it
I wanna "Calder" myself

by Chowdapowda February 5, 2023

caulky

Having or tending to caulk, especially with a filler.

You want the wall a little caulky?

by Ritacca February 15, 2023

Carlder

a stuck up boy who makes everything dirty. An ultimate track star who beats school records. A boy who has a nice smile. too bad his personality ain’t as good as his smile. A funny boy who knows how to make people laugh

You know Carlder ?

yea he’s that boy that runs track the one with the pretty smile.

by heheheheh1213321 April 6, 2023

Caulk

Caulk. It’s a universal term.

can be used anywhere, anytime.

“wow he’s so Caulk”
“It’s caulk I guess”
“Damn I’m gonna caulk”

by Caulk Life April 6, 2023

CaldoDeMazapan

Definitely the best guy you'll ever meet, he can be quite weird but he's a good guy after all, he just wants to be mod on Z4mbie server

Person 1: I met an amazing guy!
Person 2: Was it CaldoDeMazapan?
Person 1: Yes you are correct!

by CaldoDeMazapan July 17, 2023

calder autism

calder autism is adhd mixed with high-functioning autism

Example 2:

Absolutley no one........... him: .......hey guess the song (beats song with his hands banging, not drumming song at all)
us: classic calder autism

Example 1:

him: aher hehaeh fuck shit
us: that guy has calder autism

Example 2:

Absolutley no one........... him: .......hey guess the song (beats song with his hands banging, not drumming song at all)
us: classic calder autism

by Ya Nan is Hot August 6, 2023

cauliflower cunt

An infection around the genitals that looks like little trees on a cauliflower .

Dr sent Steph from quid shop to GUM for treatment. She's got cauliflower cunt . Looks like a forest the little growths look like oak trees

by Brat wife December 21, 2023