carson

born in a car

mom: hey were you born in a barn you left the door open again

carson: NO i was born in fucking car mom

by bessy1234 March 28, 2019

Carson

A stupid gay guy who loves raping my bro Kadin even Kadin doesn’t like it and even Kadin is gay.
He is annoying disgusting and would kill to have anal with Jesus Christ.He has a microscopic pp actually he might even have a vagina.Carson is so gay

Did you see Carson?

Yeah I saw him raping Kadin again and some other dudes

Yeah he also raped my dog

by BigPPman42069 January 26, 2020

Carson Clark

He is cute, charming hot amd sometimes can be mean but he will change later on he always is loyal and honest. He is also respectful amd kind amd all the girls love him and he is really funny. You need to become his friend before you can't or become his lover soon or you won't get another chance at him.

You: I see carson clark he is so hot.
Best Friend: ikr and he is funny.
You: He just is perfect.

by I only speak the truth 123 October 31, 2019

carson

a friend who dresses like a manilla envelope, and is such a caretaker friend. He chefs up whenever you’re hungry and always makes sure you’re well fed. He is the spearhead of the sassy man apocalypse, and he rocks a turtleneck like a German milf. You’d be honored to be his friend. He is brutally honest but always acts out of the kindness of his heart. His kryptonite is a good ole glass of wine.

Yo did you see Carson out like a light with his room smelling like my grandma’s house?

Yeah he’s such a good friend!

by Bignoosa September 23, 2023

dirty carson

When your boy is girthmaxxing and says something racist

What's up, big chief?

Man, he's being a dirty Carson.

by dagnel June 12, 2024

Carson Remmers

Easily the biggest jerk. Thinks that he is all that but is not. only picks on kids smaller than him other than his best friend who is bigger than him.

Carson Remmers is an L

by elitebirdcrap March 20, 2023

Carson Brown

A hot whore with a gigantic horse cock usually around 12 feet long. Doesn’t tend to know what a flag is and has a huge self esteem, thinking he is very strong.

“Why am I so strong?”
Oh, that must be a Carson
carson brown

by Greasylord November 12, 2018