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Carrot-Top 

Carrot-Top by Jeniee November 9, 2007

Carrot Smuggler 

One Who Smuggles Carrots...
Preferrably in odd places...
"The man was arressted for smuggling carrots in his anus in public... He was then referred to, as the great carrot smuggler.."
Carrot Smuggler by Edazer... May 16, 2006

Rotten carrot 

It's when he/she sticks a carrot up the anus and gives it to the partner and the partner takes a bite.("he" being gay in case you're wondering)
What do you call a carrot inserted in a rectum and after given to your lover to take a bite?
A Rotten Carrot.
Rotten carrot by TheArsid June 20, 2010

The Carrot Farmer 

The act of going into your fridge, taking out a carrot, and instead of using it to penetrate your sexual partner, you shove it down your dick hole as far as you can, thus causing profuse bleeding, then remove said carrot and insert it into the anus of your partner, and cum. Then you take your dick out and make your partner give you head WHILE still bleeding. While their, giving you head, you are playing Minecraft in the background. Your partner then stops and asks what your doing, so you take the controller and start penetrating your partner until they start to bleed. Then you eat out your partner and the combination of liquids and blood makes you vomit. So you vomit in their mouth which makes them vomit all over you and themselves, then you continue to have sex while still playing Minecraft. Your dick, not being able to take that much force, splits down the center causing massive amounts of blood which your partner then drinks up and vomits into your anus. You then shit all of the blood, liquids, and vomit into that person's genitalia, which then the muscles then clamp down unto.
Person 1: Hey dude! I heard you got it on with girl name here last night!
Person 2 (Over phone from infirmary at psychiatric ward): Yeah man! I gave her the ol' carrot farmer!
Person 1: Holy fuck dude! You did the carrot farmer?! Stay away from me you fucking psycho!
The Carrot Farmer by Nubula February 18, 2018

carrot cock 

The act when one's penis swells to the color of a bold bright orange, mainly after getting slammed in between two doors, or other acts of such.
Mrs. Smith: "Dr. Johnson, my son keeps complaining that he can't take a piss."

Dr. Johnson: "Mrs. Smith, that is because it appears your son has a very mean case of carrot cock."
carrot cock by anonymous ass March 25, 2003

cuffing the carrot 

for a male to have his female or male partner put his condom on him, but at the same time she or he is giving him a handjob
While my girl was cuffing the carrot last night I got cum all over her.