Calcoke

A kush lord that spends their time getting jacked at the gym and whale hunting at college parties. Supplements protein with spirit cooking.

Oh no there is a calcoke at the party!

by PhatNick November 28, 2016

callowness

Lacking adult maturity or experience; immature.

a callowness young man

by Maxiiee77 December 31, 2016

Calm the Salt

To chill oneself and calm down, hence "calming" the "salt"

She needed to "calm the salt" when she went off on that guy for cheating.

by legit123 #dab January 29, 2017

calm the fuck down cujo

When someone is so mad , for no rational reason.

Hey man I'm pissed Debbie is dating Ray, she knows his brothers friend and I are friends!!!
Calm the fuck down Cujo

by C. Jack. Forrester February 13, 2017

calm lips

Basically they are like calm init they are fineeeee

That girls got calm lips b.

by Calm Lips April 8, 2017

calm your loins

A pleasant alternative to the usual 'calm your tits', usually directed towards a male. The exact opposite of 'gird your loins'. It means as it looks-- calm yourself because you're making mistakes your children are going to feel (through the loins).

"Hey, hold my beer!"

"Bro, calm your loins."

by mjpants April 23, 2017

callory

Peter Mallory is the biggest memelord. Mr Callory enjoys to be touched violently in his store cupboard.

The way to become one of these magical creatures is to use these words:
Taboo
Shup

* callory burps loudly* RAGOO *everyone laughs* SHUP

by Mr Callory April 19, 2018