Butthole Elves

Butthole elves are the magical crew that keep water tight integrity when you are not sure how you didn’t shit your pants.

I sneezed and thanks to the butthole elves I did not shit the bed.

by BigGuysWife November 13, 2018

shoved butthole

The act of spreading ones butt cheeks and a third party applying pressure with hands inside ones rectum. Causing the rectum to prolapse.

Quit eating pretzels or I am going to give you a shoved butthole.

by zoiquilla December 23, 2015

Supreme Butthole

Supreme Butthole is the act of shoving a taco supreme up anothers anus.

I Just Performed The Supreme Butthole On Stage!

by pewdiepies pp November 4, 2020

butthole hour

An early hour of the morning in which you’re crawling to water after getting shblamed the night before.

I had butthole hours at 8am this morning 🙄

by buttholehours July 10, 2022

Butthole Tetris

A game where you see how many odd-shaped objects you can stack up your ass.

"hey man, heard you and your buddies are going home for a game of butthole tetris."

by killerbarbie May 7, 2013

Butthole Plumber

One who plumbs the depths of another Man's butthole with his penis, or "plunger."

"Hey, butthole plumber!"

by Head Plumber May 23, 2013

Butthole gravy

The brown watery sweat that builds up on ones butthole on a hot day.

Dude it's so hot out, my butthole gravy is definitely going to stain my drawers.

by Huge hammer69 May 17, 2019