crunched my nan

european slang/saying for "something went wrong"

i failed my test and crunched my nan bruh
i got caught stealing something and crunched my nan

by gruwief December 13, 2022

Captain Crunch

When a man takes a rather large dump.

Buddy is in there dropping a Captain Crunch

by Dlancelot December 19, 2017

Clapton Crunch cereal

A peanut-buttery kiddie-favorite breakfast-food dat's endorsed by da famous "Great Eric" music man.

Just because Clapton Crunch cereal is enthusiastically touted by having da Great Eric "singing da praise" for it, this does not automatically mean dat it's truly a healthy food for humans... I would still wanna check da ingredients before I started gleefully shoveling huge spoonfuls of it into my mouth!

by QuacksO June 26, 2020

crunch dessert

A very specific sexual fetish where you cum into the other person's asshole, wait for a while, and then eat the dried up cum.

Brian: Hey, did you hear? I had a crunch dessert from Jessica's butthole!
Matt: What the fuck Brian this is why we don't invite you over anymore

by crinch cronch November 27, 2018

Yo crunch

When some one is better than gurt (yo gurt) or a response to someone saying “Yo gurt”

“WE are not saying “yo gurt” in 2025 anymore WE all say yo crunch”

by notfroggers July 5, 2025

Ultimate Crunch wrap supreme

When you suck the crusty cum out of the (at least) five day old condom, like a fat kid slurps on a taco bell hot sauce packet.
The longer you wait the crunchier that willy wrap will be of course.

Bro I was so down bad for her that two weeks after the hookup I grabbed the glow-in-the-dark condom from the trash and had an ultimate crunch wrap supreme.

by Stump Wizard October 30, 2024

Dirtstar crunch

When you eat rice-crispies or a crunchy cereal out of someone's anus

Hey guys I just had Dirtstar crunch at Sara's house

by Mr Richardskynn September 14, 2019