bum fuck

n. A place in the middle of nowhere. A rural town or home.
Adj. Small, out of the way, inferior, one horse.

I am in bum fucking nowhere.
I just moved to bum fuck.

by If I told you I would have to kill ya. June 11, 2003

bum eyes

(Weebl and Bob) A disease in which the eyes are replaced with buttocks. It is contracted by being sprayed with eye poo.

Bob, you have the bum eyes?

by sminturn July 14, 2006

bum ninja

1) One, usually male, who engages in anal sex with another male, but who exhibits ninja-like speed, agility, or cunning during fornication.
2) A mostly derogotory term in the non-homosexual vernacular, something one straight man would say to degrade or embarass another. See also Butt Pirate or Ass Jockey.

1) We just kept moving from position to position, it was like he was some sort of bum ninja!
2) Oh man, what are you? Some bum ninja? Take a drink!

by Samchancho September 26, 2005

bum minstrel

A small round-shaped lump of poo after a "follow through"

ERIC: Have you farted?
ALEX: Yes
ERIC: Lovely!
ALEX: I think I dropped a bum minstrel
ERIC: Thanks for that!

by Eric Alex March 27, 2007

Bum Bump

this is a bump that will form intantly after a bum touches your skin.

if a bum off the street came up to you and had any kind of contact with your skin on any part of your body a BUM BUMP will form.

Another example Kevin Hart the comedian has a fear of bums coming in contact with him because he doesnt want any of his skin touching theirs becasue he will develope a BUM BUMP.

by D-NICE August 1, 2013

Up the Bum

anal sex, and the prelude to an amusing rhyme which kids at school write on each others textbooks to get their friends in trouble:

up the bum, no harm done!

additions:
with a thumb, twice as fun!
with ya mum, watch me cum!

by me old fruity October 1, 2006

bum a square

Can you loan me a cigarette?

Ed: Hey man, can I bum a square?
Random: Sure! *Hands over cigarette*

by ilurvbatman November 15, 2013