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bukkake in Moonachie

A seedy underground event in an otherwise quiet little town hosted by the local cock midget, who allows anyone of even slight local importance to blast cum wads all over him until he looks like a tiny snowman.

Because of the sniveling nature of the cock midget, it’s difficult to tell if he does it strictly for the love of cum or because it makes the useless cum nugget feel important.
“Dude did you get to the bukkake in Moonachie last night? They buried a midget in cum.”
“No man. I lost my job at the DPW last year, so I guess I’m not important enough to help a bunch of dudes cover a sorry midget with cum any more.”
by Blue Waffle Stack January 2, 2025
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Bukkake Kickflip

A move in which a chick goes around in a circle of guys and shotgun inhales THC smoke from each one, without coughing any up, and then does a badass Kickflip that makes her fart it all out in one big cloud of smoke.
"damn did you hear about Stacey?! I heard she did a full-circle bukkake Kickflip at Kevin's house last night!"
by RedRaven69 February 5, 2025
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bukkake bulgogi

A phrase meaning that two things are essentially the same or similar, and the difference is not significant.
Person 1: Mr. Vance, that's not a blow up doll that's a couch!
Mr. Vance: bukkake bulgogi!
by herpaderpalerp April 21, 2025
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bukkakracy

A bureaucratic circle jerk that ends with getting creamed by The Man.
I’ve been trying to renew my tabs for months but I’m stuck in a total bukkakracy.
by Moho_4Life June 10, 2025
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Bukkoculars

Safety glasses or even actual binoculars used to protect the eyes while participating in bukkake. Can be used by receiver or innocent participants.
Bro 1: you what's on your face?
Bro 2: oh those are my bukkoculars!
Bro 1: but why?
Bro 2: because last time ingot hit by your terrible aim!
Bro 1: oh look they have a set on too.
Bro 2: that's your target my friend.
by anonymous October 14, 2025
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Bukkakey

When you are done with renting a car, are coming into the car rental parking lot, and instead of handing in your car key like a normal upstanding citizen you chuck the car key on the dashboard like a crazy maniac expecting the rental people to open the door and find the key.
I bukkakeyed in the car.
by Cabrapryde December 21, 2025
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Arabian Bukkake

The same as a Japanese Bukkake but involving a person in a burqa
That girl at the mosque asked for an Arabian bukkake
by Goldie88 June 5, 2016
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