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brain fucking

is: providing one with unclear/wrong/false information about the current situation and/or misstating/misprinting one with actual truth that helps to understand the situation better and to evaluate the outcomes.

purpose: make you wait as long as it possible until the decision is made - usually not to your likable outcome

common for:
1 (anything whatsoever): keeping something on hold but knowing they won't need it or use it.

2 (interpersonal):
a) situations when someone can't make up their silly mind and try to take their time until they finally decide that they don't need you anymore;
b) "just in case"; "plan B"; "fuckable alternative"

leading to: false understanding of situation; irrelevant priorities; wasted time; faded dreams; fucked brain. yes.
1)
- So is John buying a car from you ?
- I dunno really.. he haven't gave me any clear answer yet, but asks to wait for one more month
- Umm.. sounds like brain fucking to me, really.

2)
- He doesn't call me, doesn't want to meet up, but send me sms's that miss me once a week ! I don't understand !
- He's fucking your brain, thats all.
by i.o. January 26, 2007
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Brain Rape

1. To make someone visualise something they don't want to - usually disgusting stuff.

2. To get something out of someone's head by intimidation or force.
1. A - Hey my mum and dad were half naked and making out.
B - Eww that's gross - stop brain raping me!

2. I was at a meeting with some clients - they couldn't stop brain raping me for ideas!
by W_DRagon May 4, 2005
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terminal brain cancer

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brain sausage

A sausage made of brains.

Favourite food of german zombies.
I cause bovine spongeform encyphilitis from eating brain sausages.
by waffle August 9, 2003
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brain grenade

opening a beer, where the act of popping the top is much like pulling the pin on a grenade and the effects are felt the next day
by cheaptrickrick December 13, 2009
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brain fluffy

similar to a brain fart or zoning out, however your brain is filled with fluffy, cloudy, numbness. a light and fun term. During a brain fluffy you can not focus on anything.
Bill was sitting in History and was called upon..

Teacher "Bill who was the British Captain during the Boston Massacre"
Bill "Uh what?"
Girl in class "looks like he had another brain fluffy"
by name: email: age: October 9, 2010
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Brain width

the capacity of the brain to 1) take in or learn any new information or 2) contemplate or think about any ideas or plans.
Dude, I’ve been in meetings all day and have a major project due tomorrow, I don’t have the brain width to deal with that right now.
by Sassafras February 21, 2013
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