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brad mondo would never

A term used to express one's exasperation in response to a bad hairstyling video.
Typically always something that the hair god, Brad Mondo, has warned humanity against, but was done regardless and more often than not resulting in disaster.
I.e. bleaching roots of your hair first, or using colour to lift colour.
HAIR COLOUR DOES NOT LIFT HAIR COLOUR, PEOPLE.
Ugh, can't believe the stylist in this video bleached that poor girl's roots first. Brad Mondo would NEVER.
by Blossomtea August 6, 2020
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brad

fat fat fat fat fat fat fatf atf atfatafat doesnt know when he is in the wrong very dumb does not think could be gay to pussy to tell
p2 : brad is fat and possible gay
p1: yeah lol i am gearge ooga booga
by johnsmith443 August 25, 2020
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Brad Jones

IT’S MR MVP, SIMP. Brad jones is usually simping over other girls. some would say he’s more whipped than whipped cream
Oh look at that guy over there, simping for that chick, such a Brad Jones
by Really Cool Pen15 Guy June 10, 2020
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Brad

A male version of a Karen.

Only ever wants to talk about home values & high end SUV’s.
Has to have the last word.
Acts like he’s best friends with every maître d or cafe owner.

Parks in No Standing Zones
Does F45. Plays golf.
Thinks he’s an urban legend when everyone one thinks he’s a dick.
45 years old & flirts with school girls.
OMG can you see where that guy parked his Q7? Yeah, he’s such a fucking Brad.

My daughter thinks that Brad is such a creep, he’s always offering her a lift from Supabarn
by pazzy June 16, 2020
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Brad

Brads are typically a little hunchback goblins who are greasy hair short gay boys
by Ggg454544 September 14, 2020
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Brads Chick

A very unwise non simp worthy creature that’s in love with Brady Andrulot but is too scared to admit it because of her recent failures in trying to pull him off.

She’s very persistent but it still gets her nowhere because Brady simply doesn’t like her
“ayo it’s thats simp brads chick back for round 6 with brady andrulot”
by imnotchris7 September 24, 2020
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Brad

Someone who brags about how much they make off of unemployment.
I met someone the other day and he was a Brad for sure.
by KrashK October 22, 2020
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