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Brad

Brad usually isn't a good guy. When he is younger he might be okay, but once he hits the adult years it's not okay. Brad is a fat drug addict that lives with his parents. The last thing you want to do is have any type of relationship with him. He is untrustworthy and disrespectful. Brad will spill all of your deepest darkest secrets to everyone. He isn't a nice person, and constantly tried to prove he is better than you. A Brad will become a drug addict and or an alcoholic. He lives with his parents because he is to lazy to get a job. Brad will try to get a job, but if he ever even gets one he will get fired. It is usually because he came into work drunk or isn't coming to work at all.
"Did you see Brad this morning at church?"
"Yeah he was wasted. Since when does he even go to church."
"Since his mom said if he doesn't go she is kicking him out of the house."
"Oh right. Still can't the forty year old man still lives with his parents."
by Ya Girl Hates Brad May 19, 2019
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Doing a Brad

Doing a Brad is when you don’t drink on nights out because you only want to put your penis in an exhaust engine

Doing a Brad is looking like a chipmunk, Theordore not Alvin

Doing a Brad is going into the store for some Yeezys but coming out of it with HIV and some Reebok classics
“I’m doing a Brad and I don’t want a beer tonight thanks mate I wanna shag a Citreon C1”
by Bradreecee76 April 16, 2019
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Brad Miller

A special American baseball player who has played for the Seattle Mariners, Tampa Bay Rays, Milwaukee Brewers, and Cleveland Indians. Primarily plays in the infield, occasionally in the outfield. Needs more opportunities to show he's one of the best hitters in the game.
Brad Miller won the game for the Brewers by taking ball four with the bases loaded!
by eatdatpanda445 May 24, 2019
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Brad

He lives in Wiscansin and lives on a cheese farm with his pappy
by Brad the cheese man June 13, 2019
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Brad

A person that no one in the NDT misses when he's gone
Where's Brad? Who cares?
by National Delivery Team September 12, 2019
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Brad

The act of making a statement without putting any thought behind said statement
I said I was done gambling last night, I always brad when I’m drunk.
by Bomh September 30, 2019
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Brad

Guy1: Look at that chad!
Guy2: And guess who’s walking right beside him
Guy1: Fucking brad
by Digbickgary October 6, 2019
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