by Jack sandman December 15, 2016

Brad, short for Bradley is an average white male with little to zero life ambition. A red neck, snuff chewing chest puffed cock. Poor hygene, undergroomed facial hair, bad teeth and style. Hairy. Doesnt have much to say and socially awkward. Likes to present himself as more than he is or does, lack of confidence. Boastful. Acts like an outstanding person and captain save america but has no morals or hesitation in breaking the rules.
by kandidlybrutal June 29, 2018

A Brad is the classic wannabe-Chad fuckboy.
A B-stringer who can't score many girls, and if he does he's settling big time compared to what he was aiming for.
He doesn't care about the girls he's with, and basically just straight up lies to them to try and get in their pants or get them plastered to make them (in his mind) "easier."
A B-stringer who can't score many girls, and if he does he's settling big time compared to what he was aiming for.
He doesn't care about the girls he's with, and basically just straight up lies to them to try and get in their pants or get them plastered to make them (in his mind) "easier."
by AH73 July 21, 2020

The ruling on the field has been changed but the penalty stands; Brad’s Mom gives that sloppy toppy.
by KingBIV January 11, 2025

by Brad the cheese man June 13, 2019

Groups of men and boys who enjoy football a little too much and will blame anyone but the actual people responsible for their team losing and/or playing horrible.
Dads, Brads and Chads: The phrase was first coined by singer-songwriter Taylor Swift. "I have no awareness of if I’m being shown too much and pissing off a few dads, Brads, and Chads.”
by chloeiskween January 12, 2024

Brad Janke is just a Delight to be around, but makes a very mediocre Chili and Brisket. Despite that minor flaw, he is gregarious, firm in his beliefs, and deeply loyal to those he allows to be in his life. If you have a Brad Janke in your life you are a lucky individual!
by CDawg255 December 28, 2020
