snapple bottle

When full it contains "the best stuff on earth" but empty, it becomes the perfect mobile urinal when stuck in your car.

"Dude, pull over. I gotta piss". "No time man. Grab the snapple bottle".

snapple bottle by Skippy Bravo June 29, 2008

Constipated Bottle 

When a bottle of lotion, toothpaste, or other product that comes in a bottle, wont come out and you have to squeeze it with your hands really hard for it to come out. Usually when its down to the last drop. You have to just keep pushing and squeezing but it will come out eventually.

Guy 1: I cant get the ketchup out of this stupid bottle
Guy 2: dude give it to me *takes bottle*
Guy 1: i don't know if you can its constipated
Guy 2: *grunt* your right its a constipated bottle

Constipated Bottle by ThatsHot95 May 13, 2010

body like a coke bottle 

she who has large breasts, skinny waist, big in the booty.

"dayyyyyyyum, look at that! she has a body like a coke bottle!" says a guy
"i know, man." says a another guy
"who is that???" says another guy
"that's that guh laney t. in this thang!" says haley from no where.

body like a coke bottle by shawtybad555 December 6, 2010

Scottish Bottle Rocket 

Occurs when a man has sex after an extended period of abstinence, usually several decades, which causes an abnormally large build-up of sperm. This long dry spell and accumulation of semen causes the sex itself to last for around three seconds, similar in duration to a bottle rocket. Following the ejaculation, a distant popping noise can be heard if one listens carefully.

Ursula: Hey, Olga, didn't you say you were leaving to have sex with Billy?

Olga: I did, it was amazing.

Ursula: You were only gone for three seconds, how is that even possible?

Olga: He had a Scottish Bottle Rocket.

Scottish Bottle Rocket by Funky Junk in my Trunk January 26, 2009

Cork In The Wine Bottle 

This is when 3 guys having intercourse with one girl. Each of their penises are fucking all three holes(mouth, ass, and vagina) at the same time to where she's air tight. And once all three guys have came in her, they pull out at the same time to make her holes make the same noise as a cork being removed from a wine bottle.

"Bro that foursome last night was awsome, we had her plugged up and made her pop like a Cork In The Wine Bottle"

Cork In The Wine Bottle by BryNSanity, Miggz April 28, 2010

bless the bottle 

Tap the bottle cap once.

whoever is drinking the liquor needs to tap the top of the bottle cap.

Mike : "You finna open that bruh? "

Kolby: " Yea man , bless the bottle "

" We blessed the bottle before drinking it "

bless the bottle by Inkyyyyy April 29, 2016

Farting in a Bottle 

the only joy I have left. It makes a distinct sound that you must hear to believe.

Damn, I can't afford cable anymore, time to increase my farting in a bottle quotient.

Farting in a Bottle by T-Dog Jenkins July 21, 2004