Country Blumpkin

To recieve fellatio (head) while taking a shit in an outhouse

I recieved a country blumpkin while i was working on the farm last summer... Shit was awesome.

by BFUCKINWAIT and Jesus November 28, 2009

Country Blumpkin

Receiving a blowjob while taking a shit from a toothless girl with a dip in her mouth.

My girl gave me a country blumpkin after we hit the meth pipe.

by DHalla November 27, 2010

Cunty Blumpkin

A real fly ass homie who you cant find any other words to describe, cause they are both your cousin and your dad. Usually within the confines of a trailer park or hobo shanty village.

What it do my cunty blumpkin? I aint seen you in a min. You got that crack?

by amanblah December 09, 2018

Rustic Blumpkin

The act of receiving fellatio while in a porta potty, outhouse or general wilderness setting

While not ideal, Brian could not pass up the chance to receive a Rustic Blumpkin during an emergency deuce at the country festival porta potty by a townie.

by TheUrbanSombrero August 03, 2019

frosted blumpkin

The action of giving a blowjob to an individual having a bowel movement on the toilet, followed by eating the contents of their ass with their tongue

Steven got drunk last night and ended up giving Freddie Freeman a frosted blumpkin

by The_Titsburg_Steelers June 08, 2023

Digital Blumpkin

When a man sends a dick picture from a seated toilet position. Whether or not the intended recipient is reached is irrelevant, it is a digital blumpkin.

Oh my God Lydia! Some idiot just sent me a digital blumpkin!

Hey Bryce, I like sending pictures of my dick while I sit on my toilet, I think I'm a blumpkenite.

by Brick Napalm May 06, 2017

speedy blumpkin

A sexual act in which a man receives oral sex whilst on the toilet suffering from diarrhea.

I ate too much sloppy Mexican food for dinner, but my wife helped me through my pain by giving me a great speedy blumpkin.

by Speedyblumpkins27 April 02, 2016