cock blocker

A male not allowing another male get some...( hitting a home run)

Ex:

Lana: hey Clark, wanna come over my house today?

Clark: sure

Lex: dude,you can't go. We have B-ball practice today.

Clark: oh yeah that's right.

*moments later after Lana leaves*

Clark: Lex what's your problem?....you're such a COCK BLOCKER!

by D.L.R. 91 March 1, 2008

blokker_1999

everybody should be more like him ;)

what would blokker do?

by Shitlips June 29, 2003

Brooker Hooker

A girl who's name is usually Brook,that is hated by everyone for being a well...hooker.

OMGAWD,Brooker Hooker is coming this way cover your nose,or smell her dirty cunt.

by ohhaiit'sme May 12, 2009

Bloomer

A ignorant southern asshole, who acts like and idiot and thinks he is the best at everything when in reality everyone is making fun of his dumbass behind his back.

Hey look at that dumb ass carrying his M-4 like a raptor!!!! O its Bloomer!

by reticulated python October 21, 2008

Bloodered

The brutally awesome act of buttering your bread with blood.

Guy 1: Did you have a good breakfast?

Guy 2: Oh yeah, I bloodered my bread to no end.

by xPLDxPunisher September 20, 2009

cock blocker

Cock is another word for penis & normally when you 'block' something you are either stopping something, or preventing something from happening. the term is normally used when you a preventing someone from having sex.

mike..."i am so fuck off right now"

mikes friend..."why"
mike..."i were getting to know some hot chick last night and she were getting all up on me, then peter walked in the room and then this hot chick got up and walked off"
mikes firend..."wow peter is a total cock blocker"

by duttyriddem July 19, 2010

Talk-Blocker

Someone, usually an intern or less gifted coworker, who doesn't stop talking to a colleague or superior about a topic you wish to speak about, but because they sound pathetic and annoying, you realize you can't possibly jump in the conversation or follow up without also sounding annoying, even when you know your are smarter, more relevant and usually better looking. And thus your talk has been blocked.

Say your new to a job and want to make an impression to your new boss, so you get ready to talk to them about something you really know, and then this older intern who was hired to organize folders on the servers and punch holes in paper, starts blabbing about the same thing to your boss, and you see they want to run away, and you're like oh shit, I can't follow that or the boss will hate me too. Damn you talk-blocker, damn you. Of course you realize you are getting paid and he is not, so that's cool.

by chefboyari March 28, 2011