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Platinum blonde

An attractive, highly feminine woman with blonde hair who is considered by most men to be a prime catch as a girlfriend, which explains the metaphorical comparison to platinum, an extremely valuable metal.
Have you seen Johnny's new platinum blonde? Damn she's a catch!

Yeah. He better not let a fine specimen like that go.

blonde job 

While receiving a standard blow job, the male pulls out of the oral cavity, and ejaculates on top of the receivers cranium. Next, he rubs the white substance into the reciever's hair, making it appear blonde, i.e. blonde job
Susan gave me some teeth during my blow job, so i decided to give that bitch a blonde job!
blonde job by dick'n ballz April 21, 2010

hottentot blonde 

A seriously athletic/buxom blonde chick with big glute muscles and fake tits with nips out to here. women of this type are usually attracted to black men (thus the hottentot aspect) who know how to control her, regardless of his physicality or general disposition toward her.
Amy Fadhli is a hottentot blonde past her prime.
When you see a blonde female and automatically think she's bomb because of her blonde hair. Then you see her face and realize you were blinded by her blonde hair.
*some guy* damn look at that girl she a finee blonde!"
*chick with him* "ew shes hammered you were blonded"
*that guy* "ohh...shit you're right"
someone with light colored hair and sexy features. :)
I am a sexy blonde with big boobs. :)
blonde by Stacy April 4, 2004

Blondeturage 

A group of dumb blondes, that are always together and drunk. Usually freshman. They act like your bestfriend and will say hi and that they love you every other minute.
"HiiI Gouuyss"
"Don't look.. its the blondeturage"
Blondeturage by palmnation September 26, 2009