blind jerk

the act of tickling your pickle (masturbating) with your own eyes shut, oblivious to whatever's goin on around you.

Stephen - "Hey...I caught Ben doin the blind jerk the other day when i walked into the room"

Colby & Kyle - "Oh Shit...Really?!?"

Stephen - "Yea...It was the worst moment of my life!"

by K Charb December 29, 2007

Blind touch

Typing without looking at the keys.

"His new secretary has the blind touch & she's fast about it too."

by Allaiyah June 24, 2004

boner blinded

The act of blinding a female with your sicilian boner while she is in the region of your crotch nether-region ready to suck your dick.

Bob: Yo sally, why you wearing that eye patch?
Sally: Fabricio boner blinded me last night
Bob: ...but you still sucked his dick right?
Fabricio: haha... you suck dick well for a blind girl... better than Helen Keller

by Dirty Vero April 15, 2008

blind eye

The eye with no optical function. Namely the sphincter

Today I saw a plumbers blind eye, and he winked at me.

by Jeuhrn August 3, 2006

Blind Vagina

Intoxicated, drugged or under the influence of mind altering substances causing females to have sexual intercourse and/or relations with below average male or females.

Drinking too much alcohol caused her to have a blind vagina, resulting in a below average shag for the night.

by Cherry_Chick April 17, 2010

barely blind

A sub-par, completely unoriginal "punk" band from Texas. Though they're somewhat talented musically, their music is extremely generic. Their primary fan base is teenage girls.

"OMG barely blind!!!! ahhhhh!!!" ~14 year old takes a picture with her phone~

by Deushia February 13, 2010

blind side

When you come in a girl's eyes and then you dropkick her

"Dude i heard alex tdid the blind side to krystina!"
"Holy shit, no way!!!"
"Yeah he is such a badass!"

by laxative master May 4, 2010