Good Morning and God Bless

When you take a morning shit while eating your breakfast
(As popularized by h3h3Productions)

"Can I use the bathroom dude?"
"Sorry man I'm doing my Good Morning and God Bless"

by OmicronCoder June 8, 2018

god bless you

people's way of starting a conversation

"god bless you, oh, and by the way, what's your name"

by etlkj November 14, 2003

bless my eyes

Give/Send a pic or video that The person that wants to be blessed cant show nobody ever

Babe? Can you bless my eyes real quick.

by Jacsmith December 5, 2017

God Bless You

After cumming in a person's mouth, you hit them in the back of the head or make them laugh and it will come out their nose. Also see the Dragon's Breath.

Rob gave Sarah a God Bless You and a kleenex.

by Tyler Stebbins July 20, 2006

God bless

Christian code for "Fuck off" when it's impolite to curse. Also see I'll pray for you.

Will you accept this pamphlet and also contribute to my money laundering tax dodge? No? God bless.

by purplesaurus rex May 20, 2020

blessed it out

if you bless it out wiv sum1
you are forgivin dem an dey are forgiven yuu

1: are you an Alex bless
2: yeah we blessed it out

by blonddaaayyy January 27, 2009

blessing

to receive a nude/picture from a girl

Since I got mike upset, I'm going to send him a blessing because I don't want to say sorry

by thatglobeass December 18, 2017