Galactic blaster

When a piece of poop comes out so fast it rips you butthole.

I had a galactic blaster last night

by Dr. Kim sum dum June 8, 2021

foreskin blast

The signature move of popular Muppets character Kermit the Frog

"he's preparing the foreskin blast"

by nerfthemedium October 10, 2021

Hillside Artillery Blast

When you tittie fuck a chick and blow your load in her face.

I gave Shirley the best hillside artillery blast ever. Shot her right in the face.

by x-fakesmile-x November 17, 2009

Lava Lamp Blaster

When a drunk dude shoves a hot lava lamp up another drink dudes ass.

Micheal lava lamp blaster (blasted) Drew last night and he felt plesure

by AsherBigCock March 10, 2017

Kimchi Bubble Blast

When a Japanese Prostitute queefs into a bubble blower allowing the Kimchi Queef bubbles to fly directly directly into your mouth.

Bob: Did she try to give you a Kimchi Bubble Blast?
Dave: Yeah man, I didn't like it so I gobsmacked her in the cooter.

by ojnojib January 16, 2019

bing bong blaster

you put your dick in a bong and get it wet with the marijuana wax then you have anal sex to get the other person high

cam:yo i gave my girl a bing bong blaster last night
william:ngl thats gross

by bingbongblastercreator January 20, 2020

baby face's blaster

a tf2 primary weapon for the scout class that was nerfed to the ground by valve

its main ablity is when you deal damage you gain a boost but now all it takes is 25 damage or doubble jumping for it to be canceled

scout1: remember the old baby face's blaster
scout2: yea too bad its nerfed

by sniper nate October 23, 2020