butter cup blaster

the act of farting into a turkey baster and then proceeding to squeeze that said fart into an unsuspecting persons

Steve: Last thanksgiving my father prepared the turkey. While I was making the stuffing my father perfomed a butter cup blaster on me, which unfortunately led to my demise.

Andy: Sucks to be you man.

by El Smockito January 3, 2010

Texas Butt Blaster

To take a shit on a womans foot, and have them anally penetrate you with it. (the poop is used as lubrication)

my girlfriend gave me a texas butt blaster in the farm.

by Hupman December 30, 2011

Hershey Blaster

While getting head, right before you cum, you turn around and shit in her face. then you procede to jack off on her chest.

"I gave her a nice hershey blaster last night, she swore that she would never call me again."

by Barnett Jones November 15, 2007

blumpster

variation of a blumpkin with a very important distinction. sexual act during which a man shits while anally penetrating his lover. the distinction here is that a blumpkin must be on a toilet, whereas a blumpster can occur in any location.

a real pro can execute a pretty logical chain of events between a blumpster, a hot carl, and a blumpkin.

"Dave ate some bad Indian food last night and shit himself while ramming Kate's pooper. It was an accidental blumpster, alright!"

by Slutty Skank October 13, 2005

Cabbage blaster

A term for butt. Was first featured on Family Fued. With the prompt: We asked 100 women, if you are looking for a big ___. Then I'm your girl.

Cabbage blaster (butt) was the #2 answer on the board.

Girl are you German? Because I want to sauerkraut that cabbage blaster.

by Silver Harvest March 13, 2019

Ghetto-Blaster

Tool of death. e.g. gun, knife...

"these homies came down the street packing bout five ghetto-blasters and made a right mess man!

by rabbhimself March 28, 2005

ghetto blaster

a tattooing gun usually made of a #2 pencil, baby shampoo, and and electric razor

Jenny: I need to get this tattoo of Johns name covered up. I'm dating Tom now!!

Wayne: I can take care of you right now, I have a ghetto blaster in the bathroom.

by Psuedo anon January 24, 2011