bert nosed

after bieng in a fight and your nose is swollen so much you are a clone of bert from seasame street

OH MY GOD look at that bert nosed guy he must of got real fukd up

by cillit bang monster September 24, 2005

Bert

noun: a woman that thinks she is incredibly sexy and kind but is actually poopy and gross and has herpes on her mouth.

“please let me back into the friend group. i don’t want to be a bert.”

by pinesbuttcheek February 9, 2020

throw a beatdown

To kick ass, beat someone up.

Watch your words or you'll get thrown a beatdown.

by Jim Knouse December 1, 2003

Big Aunt Bertha

Play in tecmo super bowl resembling a wide receiver reverse flea flicker.

You gotta run Big Aunt Bertha! That won't be expecting that shit!

by jDogg February 25, 2005

521 Beetdown

A shot consisting of 1/2 vodka and 1/2 beet juice. Originated at 521 W. Main in Lock Haven, PA.

Before anyone is allowed to drink at 521 they have to do a 521 Beetdown or face a real beatdown.

by jordandavid September 15, 2009

Bert and Ernie

To do something half assed.

"I totally Bert and Ernie'd that exam"

by mekeel May 16, 2007

bertha

A blow up doll that is "big boned" and is a french maid

dude 1: i want to go do it with bertha
dude 2: man you need a girlfriend

by sirsex a-lot June 27, 2007