beigel

A word used by those who are unable to pronounce bagel properly; presumably because they have a cock in their mouth.

Persons who use the word beigel are often profoundly retarded and should be cared for appropriately.

Hey guys, I just bought a beigel

by Dave the legend October 20, 2019

Beige mom

A beige mom is a mother who fiends for the color beige this mother will only give their child sad beige toys (usually wooden) along with dress them in only beige you may be wondering why would a mother deprive their child of a bright colorful life well these mothers go feral for even a speck of dust that doesn’t match their beige aesthetic therefore being a sad beige mom with sad beige babies

“Hey dude did you see Shelly’s new TikTok”

“Yea dude she is really Turing into a beige mom”

by iDontKnowWhatsGoingOn26 February 22, 2023

Muscle Beeje

The worst possibly blow job you can recieve from the worst possible girl. If, however, a Bologna Sinclair is performed, Muscle Beeje then becomes Miami Beeje

I was so drunk last night, I definately got a Muscle Beeje from this chick at that bar.

by Traytsa August 8, 2007

Justin Beiber

An evil satanic 10 year old girl trying to take over the universe with his horrible singing.

May the Gods have mercy on Justin Beiber

by Greekian1 May 7, 2016

Beiber Fever

"Beiber Fever" is your body's natural reaction to hearing and/or seeing anything remotely related to Justin Beiber (songs, posters, etc.). If you have a strong immune system you will only develop Beiber fever instead of getting sick in other, more fatal ways. Symptoms of Beiber Fever include coughing, unbearable gas, diarrhea, projectile vomiting, and severe depression. To cure Beiber Fever, simply expose yourself either to something that a heterosexual male would enjoy or some real music. Remedies take 1-2 minutes to take full effect.

Justin Beiber's songs have hit record sales, and with it a Beiber Fever epidemic is circling the globe. So far, about 2,300 have died world wide from listening to Beiber's over-rated, sub-par "music" and over 90,000 have been hospitalized.....

by Ov3r 9O0O January 5, 2011

bejeezers

verb- Can describe an action in which pain or fear is inflicted on another

I'm going to slap the bejeezers out of here

by Mia J September 22, 2008

Justin Beiber

I have no idea who this is because is you're looking for JUSTIN BIEBER his name is not spelled this way. Just FYI.

1: DO you spell that amazing singer's name B-E-I-B-E-R?
2: No!!! It's B-I-E-B-E-R!!!
1: Oops! I'll never make that mistake again!!
2: You better not!!!

Remember, it's not justin beiber, it's justin bieber.

by ahfreakingmazing April 24, 2011