bean counter

Beans are a cheap commodity, so to count them is a rather silly thing to do. A "bean counter" is one who nitpicks over small things in order to save costs. It is a derogatory term for accountants, bankers, and anyone who holds a financial interest in an endeavor.

The Saturn ION's oil filter housing is cheap plastic because bean counters decided that a metal one was too expensive.

by kevinthenerd October 3, 2006

Beans

A woman who loves a man unconditionally and will do anything that he wants...Forever. i.e.-cooking, cleaning, giving head, and sex.

This Beans over here wants to cook me dinner. And I was all like "hells yeah".

by Beanies July 30, 2008

bean

Another term for a cigarette

"Hey, anyone wanna split a packa beans with me?"
"Hey man, can I get a bean?"

by buddyguypalfriend January 1, 2011

calico beans

When you mix two or more brands of baked beans. Only spawns of Satan do this.

Did you try those calico beans?!!
No
They were disgusting

by the duce bag joey June 21, 2018

Bloody Bean

A nickname for Boston aka beantown describing its violence and gangs.

Be careful in the Bloody Bean.

by That Boston Guy July 5, 2016

Bean Smack

Repeated, pleasurable smacking of the female clitoris with a bare hand.

The two hot lesbos were doing a bean smack in their cabana during the pool party.

by Eaton Holgoode April 11, 2017

bean tunnel

The capacious fleshy tube atop which the bean sits.

I started off flicking the bean and then stuck a cucumber into the bean tunnel.

by skawars February 28, 2012