by megakong December 17, 2008
Get the beating around the bush mug.Adjective. Benning is the act of accidentally ejaculating on a girls face. It typically occurs when a woman is performing oral sex on a man. When this oral sex is interrupted for any number of reasons, the man pulls out and accidentally shoots semen on the womans face.
"So what did you do this weekend dude?"
"Well this chick was giving me head and then someone walked in and I started benning."
"Dude! Sweet! I love when people are benning on me."
"wtf is wrong with you? gay."
"Well this chick was giving me head and then someone walked in and I started benning."
"Dude! Sweet! I love when people are benning on me."
"wtf is wrong with you? gay."
by Charles Cross March 22, 2009
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The act of constantly typing someone's name in a Facebook group so their computers "beep" to get their attention. However, the term "beeping" was eventually phased out, replaced with the now common "beening," meaning people have been beeping someone repeatedly.
It can also be used to describe the past tense, as in "Oh man, I just got beened."
It can also be used to describe the past tense, as in "Oh man, I just got beened."
(On a Facebook group chat)
Jake: Hey, where's Nicki?
Dave: I dunno, let's try beening her.
Jake: Nicki.
Dave: Nicki!
Jake: NICKI.
Dave: NICKI!!
Nicki: WHAT?!?
Jake: Make me a sandwich!
Jake: Hey, where's Nicki?
Dave: I dunno, let's try beening her.
Jake: Nicki.
Dave: Nicki!
Jake: NICKI.
Dave: NICKI!!
Nicki: WHAT?!?
Jake: Make me a sandwich!
by Narwhal #1 July 1, 2011
Get the beening mug.by i want mr.sunshine November 7, 2004
Get the squa beating mug.Is he over there sneak-beatin?
Billy was in class his hand was moving up and down rapidly while he is wearing a hoodie and the hand is no were in sight, he is sneak-beating.Sneak-Beating, Sneak-beatin
Billy was in class his hand was moving up and down rapidly while he is wearing a hoodie and the hand is no were in sight, he is sneak-beating.Sneak-Beating, Sneak-beatin
by TopDogg101 October 14, 2011
Get the Sneak-Beating, Sneak-beatin mug.Any plan, concept or idea that is doomed, from the start, to catastrophic failure, usually due to a complete lack of skill and/or knowledge on the part of the planner.
See also "NELB"
See also "NELB"
Origins:
Bob: Hey John, why are you staring at that wall?
John: I was thinking we could knock it down to make this room bigger.
Bob: But what about the floor upstairs? Won't it fall down? That's a load bearing wall...
John: Well, it's not entirely load bearing.
Usage:
Chip: "Facebook changed again and it sucks!"
Patricia: "Yeah, Facebook's new redesign is not entirely load bearing."
Bob: Hey John, why are you staring at that wall?
John: I was thinking we could knock it down to make this room bigger.
Bob: But what about the floor upstairs? Won't it fall down? That's a load bearing wall...
John: Well, it's not entirely load bearing.
Usage:
Chip: "Facebook changed again and it sucks!"
Patricia: "Yeah, Facebook's new redesign is not entirely load bearing."
by NELBtastic February 9, 2010
Get the Not Entirely Load Bearing mug.The act of sneaking into someone's house, usually at night, through their backyard and stealing their booze. This can be done to a specific person you know, or be done house to house in a neighborhood.
by Victor the Virile April 8, 2009
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