beach police

The law enforcement individuals tasked with the unenviable job of preventing vacationing beach goers from actually entering the water during double-red flag, rip current threat.

TIMMY! GET OUT OF THE WATER! Didn't you see the double red flag?

I cain't momma! I'm stuck! I'm gettin' sucked out!
BEACH POLICE: Oh, he fucked also. I'm off dumb-ass duty for t'day.

by YAWA May 23, 2021

Ex on the beach

Ex on the Beach is a British reality television series that is broadcast on MTV. The series was first announced in February 2014and premiered on 22 April 2014.The series is narrated by Irish comedian Andrew Maxwell

Ex on the beach

by mennäperille December 7, 2019

Screaming beach

When at a very hot sandy beach, the act of pulling your foreskin back and sticking your penis into the burning sand. Whilst in the sand take foreskin forward again.

John experienced true agony when doing the screaming beach at his stag night

by Amnor June 30, 2017

beach giraffes

What humans be called in Spongebob.

Nearly naked beach giraffes!

by babypiratesnapchat2 October 31, 2022

beach money

Money found at the beach

No worries dude, I'll pay for it. I got that beach money

by Jenny why January 27, 2018

Beach Fuzz

The left over sand or your body after you leave the beach. It looks a little bit like hair either on your face, legs or arms.

Adam: Whoa, that's a rugged piece on your face there.

Zach: Oh, this isn't a beard, it's just a little Beach Fuzz.

by BroncoholicAnonymous March 29, 2016

beach cricket

Quite possibly one of the best games in the world, regardless of your ability or knowledge of the rules.

Beach cricket + camping = good times...just make sure someone chucks a bat in one of the cars before you leave the house. The sticks you find at the beach might not cut it.

by littleblackdress35 October 3, 2008