bagel face

the name for a face (typically that of a woman) that would look better covered in cream cheese.

Yeah, but she def has a bagel face.

by ezra1001 April 15, 2011

salmon bagel

a really white girls vagina, thats bright red and looks like a bagel with salmon, or in jew language, lox

oh god cindy is going commando, and i looked and there was a total salmon bagel under there!

by devonenjoysalmon January 28, 2009

Whore Bagel

Nasty bitches, usually REALLY fat, ugly, stupid, and all around a burden to society. They vary from loud obnoxious red-headed firecrotch teases, to greasy tan multi-colored haired homewreckers. They have the tendency to do things like snorting every time they laugh to get attention, or crying over everything because they want to make people turn against the person they're making look bad.

Whore Bagel: Kelly Cooney, Megan Alexopolous.

by CKAMWB April 4, 2010

Trowser Bagel

An alternate term used for camel toe, especially when in the company of a lot of women...a code word if you will

Dude...did you bring the Philly's because there is a grip of trowser bagels in the house!

by skillset December 21, 2010

B Hole Bagel

A bagel with a hole that closely resembles an anus

Yo! where'd ya get that b hole bagel?

Check out my bagel, looks like a b hole.

Yo, they sellin b hole bagels at Tony's D's son!

Check out my B Hole Bagel, shits church.

by Machinegun Fellatio August 17, 2012

bagelry

A restaurant that sells only bagles and all that is related to bagels- such as bagel sandwiches and bagles and shmear.

Trent went to the bagelry this morning to get a bagel with strawberry cream cheese.

by Trent Taylor November 2, 2005

Bagel Monkey

Jew. Preferably a hairy one.

Steven Spielberg. If it looks like a bagel monkey, tastes like a bagel monkey, and directs Munich, its a bagel monkey.

by Palestine4life November 12, 2007