Mouth Barter

performing oral sex as the payment for goods and/or services

The girl mouth bartered her way into getting a good grade.

by AFT Rules June 22, 2011

get basted on

To get yelled at harshly

Man if my dad finds out I got a DUI I'm gonna get basted on.

by Get_basted_on December 18, 2013

ring-barked

Circumcised (NZ slang)

I opened a bottle of white wine and proceeded to watch an x-rated video. Of course with a long ring-barked cock or two

by Cleverdick2 March 19, 2015

binky barred

Binky barred is a word to describe someone getting hit in the head with a crowbar

Man that guy just got Binky barred.

by Chrisserna68 May 15, 2016

Free basted

Where you allow a homeless man or transvestite ejaculate on you out of pity.

So I was there laying unfathomable love to the one true god when a homeless man approached me asking if I could spare any meth. I lectured him the importance of temple upkeep as our body was crafted by the Lord himself so that we may bring glory and honor to him. We then free basted because that's a bit better for your skin. Can I get an amen?

by Aeriskhaos February 26, 2017

White-barred

Getting Bursted so hard in Dota 2, so that the whole HP bar turns White

Man, that Crystal maiden got competely White-barred. She is F*cked.

by SpicyChad December 19, 2017

Dirty Bartender

When during a threesome, you cum in a girl's belly button then mix it with whiskey and have another girl drink the mixture out of her belly button.

Bro, we had some much fun last night we even tried the dirty bartender.

by Scurzy May 20, 2019