bucky barnes

super soldier dick asf ‼️

“i want bucky barnes to choke me with his metal arm”

by ilovesupersoldierdick May 8, 2021

Barnshoot

(or banchoot). British military slang from the time British troops served in India. Corruption of "bahine ka chut" which means "sister's cunt" in Hindi. Abusive term for a person one does not like.

I'm not coming if you've invited that barnshoot!

by Dick Wright-Upham January 7, 2011

barnsley kiss

a painful & quick head butting

yer wah? *barnsley kiss*

by sheridanjade October 6, 2008

lumpy barney

the physically impossible act of defacating without being followed or accompanied by urination, also known as the chezz rosterfield......although impossible, this act must be labeled

DISCLAIMER.....urban dictionary is not responsible for any instantanious combustion that shall occur during execution of the lumpy barney

after three days of living in the desert without water and a healthy diet of prunes, Craig produced a classic lumpy barney

by manbearpig301 March 11, 2007

Barney-mugging

Barney-mugging, is a slang word from the 1920's meaning SEX

Yup, I was barney-mugging Ashley all night long baby! Whoooo!!!

by AlreadyDead June 20, 2007

barnhouse

1. A laughably arrogant public declaration of humility

2. An attempt to subvert existing channels of discourse towards guerilla marketing (see astroturf)

3. When you think something is finally going to get better after years of badness and instead it gets laughably worse

4. A critical moment in the decline of an institution or custom

5. One who implements or creates any of the aforementioned examples of barnhouse

Quit being a fucking barnhouse.

by Jaleo October 20, 2008

barnycles

Noun: when a female boarder or biker falls too many times on her butt and her labia swells to look like purple testicles hanging between her legs- thus combining Barney and testicles

Ooh babe, you better put some ice on those barnycles

by natsatsplat March 12, 2011