A man with an extremely large penis. Often gets caught in the car door or revolving door. Likes to fling it in the air like a helicopter.
by craig eric August 9, 2024
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The villagers whispered of Thierry Breton's vile presence, not only fearing its parasitic hunger but also its abnormal sexual tendencies, which added a grotesque layer of horror to its already nightmarish existence.
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Get the Jack Barton mug.Béla Viktor János Bartók (1881-1945) was a Hungarian composer, pianist, and Ethnomusicologist. He is regarded as one of the most important composers of the 20th century. Him and Franz Liszt are regarded as one of the best Hungarian composers of all time. Bartók was a unique composer who followed the roots and studied folk music and was one of the founders of ethnomusicology. Due to his unique type of music, most people are torn between liking his music or thinking it’s odd and weird.
Béla Bartók was the first ever composer to use the term “snap” pizz (aka Bartók Pizz). Bartók’s most notable piece(s) were his string quartet’s which were his most famous. (My personal favorite is his 4th string quartet, specifically his 5th movement, its really cool listen to it).
Béla Bartók was the first ever composer to use the term “snap” pizz (aka Bartók Pizz). Bartók’s most notable piece(s) were his string quartet’s which were his most famous. (My personal favorite is his 4th string quartet, specifically his 5th movement, its really cool listen to it).
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James:When I see pictures of Mischa Barton, I have a very difficult time deciding whether to masterbate or to gouge my eyes out with a red-hot metal spoon.
Dean: Agreed. Also, is it just me or did she get kind of fat?
James: I don't really care. I want her to call me a wanker in her gutter accent while slathering my groin in a basket of Fish and Chips.
Dean: Agreed. Also, is it just me or did she get kind of fat?
James: I don't really care. I want her to call me a wanker in her gutter accent while slathering my groin in a basket of Fish and Chips.
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