Barbie Baker

The ultimate outcast, who doesn't know they are an outcast.

dude, that new girl samantha is totally pulling a Barbie Baker.. its sad she doesn't even know people want spill her guts

by this girly March 4, 2011

charlie-baker

a charlie baker is that one kid who wears shorts all the time. It doesn't matter how cold it is, charlie-bakers will never wear long pants.

That kid Steve is such a charlie-baker. He always wears shorts.

by Exquisitine Buble-Schwinslow February 21, 2017

Brandon Baker

When you are a faggot and report shit on social media because your dry mangina is clogged with sand.

I seen someone talking shit about some Milbrandt guy on a Facebook page. At that point my sand filled mangina started to get sore even though I have been taking it strickly in the ass for weeks, so I Brandon Baker'd who ever posted that funny shit and it soothed the pain in my mangina.

by Riverrat69 June 5, 2018

Illford Baker

A furry baker from Illford town that loves vore.

Ivula: Keora is an Illford baker. You can see it in their mouth.

by Yoneroal October 25, 2011

Zoey Alexis Baker Markland

A really whore bitch. She likes to expose girls, so beware! She also is a depressed little girl, who cuts only for attention and never seeks help! She is a really flat girl with no ass or tits and likes to body shame people when she looks like LilHuddys sister 👀 She is also a hoe! Never love her, she has at least 4 boyfriends a month 🗣.

Guy: Oh my gosh I’ve only been dating this girl for a day and she’s already sucking another dude off!
Other Guy ( Probably named Josh or Jordan or Justus or Jayden or even a girl named Aaliyah ) : Damn was her name Zoey Alexis Baker Markland?
Guy: YES!

by a bitch named charys 🤙🏼 February 10, 2020

Pull a Hannah baker

Get a coffee because she used to drink a lot of it

Hey you wanna do something

Yea how about we pull a Hannah baker

by Bugdyjnb June 6, 2020

Collin Baker

A very small man in height and penis size, but this only makes him even more mad about his outlook on life. Unable to obtain a girlfriend he often likes to have pleasurable encounters with goats. His only friend being an xbox, or his mom. Someone who generally sucks in life. Ignored by all his peers, forced to sit in isolation by himself at the end of the table.

John:Did you see that nasty guy last night?
Bill:Yah he was having sex with a goat.
Joey:What a "Collin Baker".

Friend: Hey do you guys wanna play super smash bros this weekend?
Collin: Hey guys lets play call of duty.
Everyone: Collin your so stupid, we hate you.
*Everyone turns and looks away

by Drews222 March 18, 2015