Red Badger

A red badger is a man with no penis, they're often making bad jokes.

Person 1: Did you hear about Dylan?
Person 2: No, why?
Person 1: Some girls were saying he's a red badger.

by FloralSkies23 June 09, 2017

Retarded Badger

Darren O' Callaghan

Darren O' Callaghan is a Retarded Badger of epic proportions

by Steven.E.M May 04, 2011

A good badgering

When you make you girl cum hard.

Last night I gave her a good badgering!

by DjStevo6450 March 14, 2016

Badger Butt

A smear of (brown) shit across a white person’s ass

Man I think Tony was suffering from that curry, I saw some serious Badger Butt as he ran to the toilets

by Stephsteal March 13, 2016

swinging the badger

the art of swinging a badger is when you do the helicopter with your penis but you are hitting a female in the eyeball until she starts to squeel like a badger

oh mate i swung the badger last night... was mint
i might be swinging the badger tonight

by Badgerswinger12334 November 12, 2013

Midnight Badger

A cheeky run of food in a restraunt

can i have a midnight badger

by rogermcdoger July 20, 2012

Midnight Badger

Similar to the Beer Monkey.

Feel rough this morning, had a visit from the Midnight Badger last night.

by Izaq July 16, 2003