SUSSY BACON

Some random ass person said this in my callss

UR being a sussy bacon

by anonymous November 11, 2021

Ape Bacon

The taste of human flesh by cannibalistic sailors 200 years ago was described as "Long Pork". Today's "bath salts" cannibals describe the hunger for "Ape Bacon". You heard it here first.

Let's smoke up and go down to the hobo camp by the tracks and rustle up some Ape Bacon.

by bostonjerk July 3, 2012

Bacon Beast

An extremely fat, pig-like, female who has an upturned nose, resembling a snout, no neck and jowls, sweats profusely, and waddles when she walks. Ironically, while this woman resembles an upright pig in every way, she consumes massive quantities of bacon. Giving her name a double meaning.

That bacon beast ate all the meat on the breakfast buffet, so the rest of us have to wait until they can cook some more.

by King Jr. June 18, 2013

Wrap it in Bacon

Verb Phrase.

The action of taking something less palatable and making it more so by cloaking it in something more appealing.

"We want to drive opens on this direct mail piece about a pretty boring event, so we'll wrap it in bacon by putting a monkey in a tuxedo on the enclosure."

by el_chacal September 27, 2011

bacon cleanse

A diet consisting of only bacon. Usually only done when one has given up on their life.

When John's definition on Urban Dictionary didn't get any likes he decided to go on a bacon cleanse}

by 1000101001001010001 August 15, 2017

Turkey bacon

Pork-less bacon, still tastes alright albeit somewhat plastic-y but delicious anyway

Turkey strips made from turkey instead of pig

Turkey bacon is delicious breakfast substitute for the other bacon

Turkey bacon tastes pretty fine

Most people STILL PREFER REAL BACON though

by WatcherInc August 26, 2022

Bacon Snake

A pokemon belonging to the Sizzlipede/Centiskorch evolution line. They are long, flat, serpentine, and red, much like bacon and a snake had an illicit lovechild.

I wanted to win a battle with my mono grass team, but he threw out the bacon snake and it was all over.

by Asuka Was Here April 25, 2021