backstabber

someone who pretends to be your friend, becomes close to you,
and leads you to believe you are the best of friends, until the truth eventually surfaces.

anyone who stabs you in the back are way insecure with themselves & they don't deserve to be in your life. forget them.

my best friend stabbed me in the back this year, more than once.

sam and her new horse-faced friend are backstabbers.

by xoxo. a July 20, 2006

Bacon factory

A place crawling with police officers (bacon - cop).

It's a bacon factory out there. Shit.

by lama163 March 14, 2009

Tarzan's back

Taken from the old Tarzan movies in the 1960’s where all the male characters had their shirt backs wet with sweat. So if you have been working on a hot day and you have a wet back from sweat/workout you have Tarzan’s back.

Person 1: (Straight in to the fridge for a beverage) Fuck its hot outside, look at how wet the back of my shirt is.
Person 2: Ha, looks like you have Tarzan's Back!!
Person 1: Tarzan’s back?
Person 2: You know when the bad guys were looking for Tarzan & Cheetah they all had wet shirts from the heat.

by Anecdotal December 13, 2012

Bacon Vagina

A vagina that contains and/or smells like bacon as to attract thousands of male suitors even though the female makes zero effort towards these suitors. These men will later go on to worship the female for her bacon vagina, but the female will soon grow bored and move on to another unbelievably attractive mate.
Believed at first to be a myth, the bacon vagina has proven it's existence in both works of fiction and reality. In the HBO series "Sex and the City" it is believed that the character Carrie Bradshaw had a bacon vagina. This of course explains how she consistently attracted gorgeous and rich guys despite looking like a horse and being a little crazy.
It is also a requirement for the female in the series "The Bachelorette" to have a bacon vagina. This causes the male suitors to work up a frenzy on camera which leads to the show's success.
Unfortunately at this time there is no surgery that can help a woman gain a bacon vagina. There are rumors of a new topical spray that will provide bacon vagina qualities. This spray is currently being tested with the assistance of numerous sororities across the United States.

"Of course she is dating him, she has a bacon vagina."
"There goes another bacon vagina."
"She gets everything with that bacon vagina."

by katgub October 24, 2012

Backfished

When you see a shorty from behind and you think she’s valid but when she turns around she look like sherk.

Jaetel: Damnnn Cam look at the shorty over there

Cam: Damnnn shorty’s valid

*shorty turns around and smiles at Jaetel*

Jaetel: UGHHH MY EYES

Cam: Ewww shorty looks like Sherk

Jaetel: Damn bro we just got backfished

by Jaetel the G September 17, 2018

backstabbing ingrate

Friendly, accommodating and often outwardly pleasant however harbors a deep resentment towards the ways of the world. You cannot give empathy to or trust a backstabbing ingrate. Everything you share will be repeated to others and used against you in one way or another. A backstabbing ingrate will always return to what they know best; often a white trash upbringing surrounded by alcoholism and family disfunction. When you feel the sting of betrayal you know you have met a backstabbing ingrate.

I am not interested in what she does anymore and don't care what happens to her. She is poor white trash and a backstabbing ingrate, and always will be.

by Cirkle k October 12, 2011

backfade

1. to have ones back or to have your own back, that is if you got your own back fade, nigga.

Dependin' on a nigga gets a nine in my back so hey....i got my own backfade, nigga" --Brotha Lynch Hung

by G-Real November 20, 2006