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Burnt toast

If someone has "burnt toast" it means they are in a bad mood because of a sequence of events earlier in the day starting with burnt toast. Example: you wake up in the morning and burn your toast, so you're in a bad mood and cut someone off driving, then he's in a bad mood and snaps at his co worker, then he's in a bad mood goes home and fights with his wife, then she's in a bad mood etc etc,
"hey bob how's your day going?"

"F*ck off would ya tony!"

"Oh sh*t, I don't need your burnt toast"
Burnt toast by Shimmying August 22, 2017

Burnt almonds

Unexplained
I smell the scent of burnt almonds
Burnt almonds by Roberttoti December 8, 2017

Burnt Islands 

Small town on the South West coast of NL. The F$&kin Mink was born here during a tidal surge. Females are seen during the mid afternoon picking up their mail at the local post office still in their pajamas. It Was put on the map when the Quebec film board idiots produced the documentary " A Passage To Burnt Islands" A small number of salt beef junkies reside in this quaint little community. Nicest people and place on earth.
Let's go to Burnt Islands and get a salt beef and Turkey roll sandwich.
Burnt Islands by Bogeyman 2018 January 9, 2018

Burnt Toast

When you shit your pants but continue to sit on it form burnt toast.
Brandon couldn’t run fast enough and shit is pants and just sat there until he pulled out some burnt toast

Burnt Food 

Stacy is Burnt Food don't touch that.
Burnt Food by Krunchi May 29, 2018

Burnt potato 

Me... hunter the fat gay burnt ass potato😁🥔
#1: hey have you seen that burnt potato guy hunter you can see him from probably 10 MILES AWAY

2#: NO WAY FOR REAL. EVERY ONE KNOWS THAT GUY!!!!
Burnt potato by Burntpotato June 18, 2018