axe

The kind of thing that every woman has (according to Rosa from Brooklyn 99)
What kind of woman doesn't have an axe?
by abt_03 January 05, 2021
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Ax in a Nutshell

Shoving a pole or a broom stick up a womans vagina. Mostly done by another woman.
That was a great way to Ax in a Nutshell!
by The one who made this June 02, 2011
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you have my axe

An expression of support for someone, referencing Gimli in Lord of the Rings.
"I am going to write a strongly worded e-mail complaining about the withdrawal of Cheetoh Flavored Mountain Dew."
"You have my axe."
by spacechief May 07, 2017
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Axe Bomb

Axe Bomb, the action where in you pierce an aerosol can of axe deodorant and roll it into a room imitating a smoke grenade to take away the unpleasant odor it has. Axe Bombs are usually used for worst case scenarios and as a drastic measure to rid a room of its previous smell.
Enzos mom would’ve smelled the weed in the recording studio if we hadn’t Axe Bombed the room moments prior to her entering.
by NotDavid69/14 August 11, 2020
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Kobey axe

Kobey axe is the best basketball player to ever exist. Literally no one on planet earth can guard him. He averages 100 points per game😱😱 bag is extremely deep🥶
Kobey axe is amazing
by The goat🥶🥶🥵 November 21, 2023
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The Battle Axe

A tough as GD nails kid who consistently overcomes every single obstacle in His way. Through the love and support of family and friends, you can try to slow him down, but good luck. Nasal cannulas, get F’d! O2 levels, bend over and He’ll show you what’s up! Rouge viruses, your mother’s a whore! Getting stronger every day, there is literally nothing that can slow Him down. Dominate enough that He should be feared by many, He is 1000% loved by all. He is truly an inspiration in every sense of the word.
Peach Daiquiri Dave: I heard The Battle Axe is teaching cowboys how to ride bulls.

Chef Kevin: No way, I heard he is teaching hockey players how to fight.

TT: Trust me when I tell you, you’re both wrong. He is teaching blacksmiths how to swing their f’n hammers.
by Falcon Thunder Fist December 17, 2023
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Battle Axe

A strong, supportive person who is a key fixture of someones life. Mostly reffering to one's significant other
"Oh my wife shes a uh, real battle axe of a woman, a real back bone of life".
by Stain Moleman August 01, 2023
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