get that ass

Verb: A phrase which means when you get your hands on someone, followed by what you're going to do to hurt them.

Prize Fighting Champion: "I'll tell you what, big guy. When I get that ass, I'm going to tear it up with my bare hands so thoroughly, nobody will be able to tell whether you were a human or a pile of food."

by Gohan Barracuda August 23, 2018

Ass whoopin

A beating

Imma give you an ass whooping when we get home

by Me=word plug June 10, 2018

Ass Pik

A nickname for your Water Pik when you use it as a bidet.

An example of a true miracle device is my trusty Ass Pik.

by Dr Bunnygirl April 17, 2020

Study Ass

Study ass is a phenomenon that occurs when you've been studying for an extended period of time and your gooch and butthole stink.

This is problematic because the juices seep into your chair and ruins the cloth.

I've been studying all day for my functional anatomy final tomorrow, my chair reaks of study ass!

by duckbutteronmatoast April 14, 2014

Business Ass

When you have intercourse while on a work trip.

-Bro how was your work trip?
--Dude it was beast! I got some serious business ass from Stacy!
-Nice!

by lockenload23 November 21, 2016

Ass confetti

The sprinkling of brown stained toilet paper left on the seat after a vigorous wiping.

Other than the oil slicks left in the porcelain bowl, the flurry of ass confetti left on the seat was a sure sign something violent happened in here.

by TRex⚡️ May 22, 2016

ASS VOLCANO

When a partner inserts rubbing alcohol into a stretched asshole and lights it on fire then the partner farts out the alcohol making a fiery explosion. Ass volcanos are known to cause permanent damage to the asshole.

The woman got an ass volcano for her birthday.

by ASSFLAP January 14, 2021