Jew Syndrome

A mental disorder in which one supports Israel.

Guy 1: Our greatest ally spied on us? That's because they're the greatest country in the world! The secrets they stole and sold to China are obviously for self-defense!
Guy 2: You have Jew Syndrome.

by Liban July 12, 2020

Jew Screw

The shit insurance companies do to you.

I got hit in my $40,000 truck and the insurance company only offered me $23,000. They're really trying to give me the Jew Screw.

by #1200 March 04, 2018

bagging the jew

The act of finally obtaining a Jewish financial adviser to show you the way to their gold.

Yippie kiyahh!! Asher is done diversifying my portfolio. I'm finally bagging the jew!

by haroldhamfist March 21, 2019

Arab Jew

A middle eastern Jew.

"Why is that Arab wearing a Yarmulke?"
"He must be an Arab Jew!"

by the walking DICKtionary April 10, 2017

James the jew

James Crump is a musso bastard who is the son of pavel and the brother of schmaul, he went to the shower yesterday but never came out for some reason

James the jew is smelly

by October 14, 2019

Jew Snap

The word Jew Snap refers to when people attempt to haggle the price of something. Can also be used like; Jew snapped, jew snapping.

"Yo, I jew snapped this 7ft dildo for 90% off"

by JewSnapper December 28, 2018

Jew Frizzles

Those things that hang from a Jewish rabbi's hat

Hey did you see Rabbi Ambrowski's new Jew frizzles?

by ToothTheTooth May 10, 2018