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Anus clap

A newly discovered medical condition, this is when your anus somehow slaps itself so hard, it sounds like clapping. This is an STD.
Person #1: Awww, man! I got anus clap!
Person #2 Damn, that sucks dude.
by Fat boi2 October 2, 2018
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golden anus

"damnnnnnn chad, look at that golden anus
by sammyboy147 August 4, 2019
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volcanus anus

The overly large extended butthole right before you shit which resembles a volcano
by Urban Thinker March 14, 2015
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Pro-anus

Someone who is so pro you cant call them an asshole but you normally would.
"ER MER GERD! That nerd is totally pro-anus!"
by Amazanus July 12, 2014
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anus on a stick

When a person is not just an ass, but has managed to go beyond being and ass and as a result has a stick so far up their anus they have become an anus on a stick.
Wtf, that girl is such an anus on a stick.
How can she be such an anus on a stick, that stick is so far up her anus.
That bitch is an anus on a stick she cannot even put it out.
by totalasshat January 29, 2017
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The Anus Effect

The anus effecr is very powerful and possibly deadly. Basically, Anus is a skanky ass dwag whose an essay fucker and has a new disability every day. These creatures are very easily triggered so make sure to chop their ears off b4 u open ur blowhole.
Possum: Is that the emo anus everyones been talkin abt
Possum wife: OH NO ITS THE ANUS EFFECT, WE ALL GON BE A CRUSTY ASS FURRIES RUNNNN
by Mcneals Long Lost Dad April 4, 2023
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