animal bracelet

Gayest shit on the face of the planet. If you wear one, you're an automatic failure to life and should go kill yourself.

Ashley: "Hey look at my penguin animal bracelet"
Sam: "You're fucking gay."

by Vince the man June 10, 2010

balloon animal

when laying on your back and someone licks your ass and pushes your legs so far back that you are performing oral sex on yourself at the same time.

last night this chick licked my ass and made me suck my own dick at the same time . she called it the balloon animal and it was the shit .

by kaper February 28, 2009

animal suit driveby

The coolest band ever.

Animal Suit Driveby was sick nasty at the show last night!

by i love asd March 10, 2005

anamacrombi

To patronize someone without throwing stones at them

Due to an abundant amount of anamacrombi, the young boy was unfairly treated.

by Jayson W. November 27, 2004

Anamaria

Anamaria

Anamaria

by anonymous January 27, 2022

circus-animally

used to decribe a situation that is out of control, commonly involving a large group of people resulting in one big cluster fuck. see also Barnum and Bailey ass and shit storm

I hate going to the grocery store on the day they pass out food-stamps because its so goddamn circus-animally

by phinny January 17, 2006

Balloon Animal

Someone who is stupid to the third power. The response to their actions or words is frequently, "wow....just....wow."

Was that dude trying to hump a fire hydrant? What a balloon animal.

by grieco August 11, 2010