when u r in the 69 position right before u blow ur load. grab her behind the head and force it all the way down and ram your fist in her cooch at the same time hence the angry muppet. also works on the ass hole too
Damn Kieth i almost got my shit bit off cause i forgot to grab her head when i pulled the angry muppet on her last night...
by Trinity Murray April 19, 2007
When your Girlfriend gets pissed at you for hitting on her friend all night, she offers to give you a blowjob and while she is sucking on your nuts, sucks just a little too hard causing extreme and deliberate pain!
Man, I was hitting on my girls friend all night long. She didnt seem pissed at the time, but gave me an Angry Katie later in the night.
by Trent Rockwell January 01, 2008
A classification of girls that do not like anal sex, which was found out by the following:
In midst doggy-style sex, if the man pulls out and quickly goes for anal sex, and pumps away very fast, and instead of waiting for the classic angry dolphin, and the girl utters loudly "NO-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O...." in a goat voice, then the girl is classified as an angry goat, telling the guy that she is not a fan of anal sex.
In midst doggy-style sex, if the man pulls out and quickly goes for anal sex, and pumps away very fast, and instead of waiting for the classic angry dolphin, and the girl utters loudly "NO-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O...." in a goat voice, then the girl is classified as an angry goat, telling the guy that she is not a fan of anal sex.
"So we were going at it doggy last night, and I wanted to know if she was a fan of butt sex, so I go for it...and...well, lets just say shes an angry goat."
by Slammoth October 27, 2009
The act of getting someone to eat out your ass and then as they are tonguing your ass you push a piece of shit out and quickly retract it back into your ass bringing their tongue along with the shit. Then you clench your asshole, ultimately trapping their tongue inside your chocolate starfish.
I really wanted to break things off with that girl, so i gave her an angry ramone and since then she hasn't called, i think i succeeded in breaking things off.
by neilr January 05, 2006
i gave her an angry taco last night.
by angry taco lol August 04, 2009
Potentially the funniest thing ever
angry nerds are nerds, when irritated enough while gaming lose their concentration and become violent
after an attack of keyboard hurling and weak insults the usually cry in a corner or mourn the loss of their level 200 cat or whatever
angry nerds are nerds, when irritated enough while gaming lose their concentration and become violent
after an attack of keyboard hurling and weak insults the usually cry in a corner or mourn the loss of their level 200 cat or whatever
Normal Person: What ya doing?
Nerd: *grunt*
NP: wanna come outside?
N: *grunt*
NP: its a nice day, c'mon!
N (Having become angry nerd): AGH!!! LEAVE ME ALONE *throws keyboard* OMG! YOU N00B I JUST LOST MY LEVEL 200 LEET PRO PALAROGUELF!!
Nerd: *grunt*
NP: wanna come outside?
N: *grunt*
NP: its a nice day, c'mon!
N (Having become angry nerd): AGH!!! LEAVE ME ALONE *throws keyboard* OMG! YOU N00B I JUST LOST MY LEVEL 200 LEET PRO PALAROGUELF!!
by sudowudo October 05, 2008
by Brian Hendricks August 13, 2004