(At the County Fair)
(Man #1) That's some good lookin' sheep you got there buddy! (Man#2) Stay the fuck away from my sheep! Last time someone said that it was Andrew, and he fucked my sheep so hard that they no longer went Baaaaa, they made a noise that sounded like Aaaaaaaaaaaandrew. I almost sold them all and got goats but I heard he has fucked one of them too!
(Man #1) That's some good lookin' sheep you got there buddy! (Man#2) Stay the fuck away from my sheep! Last time someone said that it was Andrew, and he fucked my sheep so hard that they no longer went Baaaaa, they made a noise that sounded like Aaaaaaaaaaaandrew. I almost sold them all and got goats but I heard he has fucked one of them too!
by undy1225 March 30, 2017
by hurt beyond repair November 19, 2010
A big douchebag with no fucking life.He plays every girl. And talks to every single one girl he sees. So if you meet an Andrew I would run.
by FuckAndrew January 04, 2014
A complete fucking idiot, one who cheats on the best thing thats ever happened to him and hates everyone. Always lies and starts shit. He's extemely jealous and doesnt deserve a girl as amazing as the one he has. He is a low-life loser who doesn't care about anything but himself. She needs to dump his dumb ass and find someone alot better, which won't be hard cause she's amazing and he's a fucking loser. So bye-bye dick. Have fun without her!<3 (:
by Her bestfriend<3 May 23, 2012
Someone who is mentally/emotionally unstable. Who may hide it in real life, but post about it on social networking websites. Often noted to want to commit suicide. Someone who listens to heavy black and death metal music. Known to threaten to commit suicide but is to big of a pussy to actually go threw with it. Someone who acts like a complete douche in real life and hides what his false intentions are by posting them on Facebook instead of in real life situations.
Person1: Did you hear that Andrew tried to kill himself last night?
Person 2: Oh you mean he posted how "depressed" he is on Facebook then cried himself to sleep?
Person1: Yes....
Person 2: Oh you mean he posted how "depressed" he is on Facebook then cried himself to sleep?
Person1: Yes....
by Boobs Hidinger (. Y.) May 25, 2011
by ballsack152 April 24, 2010