Keep the change

When you offer your friend a joint and they are allowed to smoke the rest of it.

“Hey can I hit that?”
“Sure! Keep the change”
“thanks bro!”

by crynne December 28, 2020

pulled a chang

pulled a chang is getting ur whole city to hate you

that kids like chang he just pulled a chang

by bolton demon shit April 7, 2021

Trump Change

Bumming $millions off of you supporters to use for your legal defense.

That is a mountain of money Trump gets from his supporters. You can call it Trump Change, especially when he uses it for his legal defense.

by Laughs Along With Humans December 29, 2021

loose change

Refers to da assorted coins dat you save up to bribe a formerly-celibate chick into spreading her legs for you and/or otherwise allowing you access to her more-intimate "real estate"; said proffered funds eventually cause da gal to modify her behavior and become more "easy" wif her body.

Giving a hot chick cash for permitting you to "let you proceed to fourth base" wif her may indeed seem like an awesome "win-win situation", but it can also often bring about "loose change" in her overall sense of decency and morals, and then she'll allow pretty much any guy to "get it on" with her, possibly leading to jealousy/resentment among her male acquaintances, STDs, unwanted pregnancies, etc.

by QuacksO November 14, 2021

Oil Change

the act of getting screwed in the ass.

"Dude, I got my oil changed last night."

by StalkerMunkie November 9, 2007

Chang over

the highly regrettable feeling you get the morning after of eating mass quantities of Chinese takeout ; often results in the runs , and heavy stomach aches and possible puking.

"yo brah wanna hangout today?"

"nah man im dealing with the worst chang over ive ever had , gotta lay off that shit"

"oh that sucks brah get better soon"

by peptomax April 11, 2010

dump and change

A word used when you wanna get the fuck outta some place that stinks like horseshit or the place is a complete sausage fest. Usually used when the boys are at the bar and the only available chicks are a jofas. The word relates to the hockey term dump and change when you dump the puck in and change up the lines.

Yo broskis, there are no broads up in here, lets dump and change before we all become gaylords.

This party sucks dick, lets dump and change boys.

by Bjaeger18 January 5, 2011