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Alcoholic Widow

The only drink that will soothe the pain once your spouse passes. This drink originated in Las Vegas, Nevada. It consists of Pineapple Malibu, Absolute Pear, and Pineapple Orange Juice.
This drink will knock you on your ass, don't be a pussy with the vodka.
"My husband passed away a month ago"
"I'm so sorry, is there anything I can do?"
"I'll be fine, I just made myself a glass of Alcoholic Widows!"
"Shit you'll be good in an hour!"
by The ZmAc March 7, 2009
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Alcohol Provision Act

A national legislation established in Canada in 1964 that prohibits the sale of any alcohol products on every Tuesday of the week. All bars must legally remain closed to pay tribute and remembrance to the lives of Mounties past.
Don't road trip to Canada on a Tuesday because the Alcohol Provision Act says you can't drink.
by CanadianExpert May 26, 2014
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alcoholler

to make a noise under the influence of alcohol.Those who alcoholler disturb others.
Stop alcohollering. Kip down quietly. You are disturbing us.
by uttam maharjan May 12, 2011
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Dysfunctional Alcoholic

A person who is so addicted to alcohol, that they require alcohol in order to perform simple day to day tasks. This is different from a functional alcoholic, which is someone who can function without drinking and is merely an insufferable fuckwad when they haven't had a drink in a while.
Did you hear about Dave? He's turned into a dysfunctional alcoholic and his house is being reposessed.
by Baldr57 August 10, 2020
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alcohol accident

see 'shoucher'
i wouldn't invite stephen to the flatwarming party... i heard he has recently had an an alcohol accident - he shouched everywhere!
by tpig September 30, 2010
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Alcohol

The class of organic compounds with formula R-OH, where R is alkyl group and -OH is hydroxyl group.
Often used as synonym of ethanol, what's not right.
Chad:I DRANK TOO MUCH ALCOHOL!!!
Elisabeth: I hope, that alcohol was a methanol
by MC λ May 15, 2018
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Alcoholic

Someone who drinks when they aren’t eating food.
Maria said; “ I’m not an alcoholic, i only ever have an apéros with my meals.”
by Musicaltheatrelover69 March 9, 2024
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