The worst valorant player and person you will ever meet. A straight-up e dater who spends the majority of his time in packard hall. Shut up kid
by notalanchian January 20, 2022
Get the Alanmug. literally the hottest motherfucker you will ever meet. he is so so sweet and he’s really good at giving head. alan’s often have a lot of girls who want them but usually have no idea cause they tend to be very shy and insecure.
“who’s that guy with all the girls around him?”
“that’s alan, he has no clue how much pussy he could be getting 😩”
“that’s alan, he has no clue how much pussy he could be getting 😩”
by fatherless_sari_ November 23, 2021
Get the Alanmug. i don’t think i’m supposed to use urban dictionary for this but i wish we where still as close as we used to be i miss being your best friend, even tho we talk from time to time i want things to go back to what it used to be, i should’ve told you how i felt, most of the time i thought u liked me to but i’ll always be to scared to ask you. i miss you.
miss you alan
by myth0ughts August 24, 2023
Get the alanmug. Definition is based on the character from the Boston Legal TV series.
An Alan Shore is basically a guy that gets all the ladies but somehow still ends up being alone and typically ends his night having a drink with his best friend.
An Alan Shore is basically a guy that gets all the ladies but somehow still ends up being alone and typically ends his night having a drink with his best friend.
Max: Alex picks up so many chicks, I wish I could be like him
Dylan: There's nothing special about that, he's just an Alan Shore
Dylan: There's nothing special about that, he's just an Alan Shore
by thatwordgeek007 March 8, 2022
Get the Alan Shoremug. The type of person who lives at 2020 west gate drive In logansport Indiana and who has a mom named Jessica cozzelo who leaves for work at 7 am and gets back at 2 pm
by Mrmoeloster22 April 3, 2024
Get the Aiden Franklin Alan Burnettmug. mike is a small man boy who is obsessed with fire trucks. he is a wanna-be fireman who spends all of his time in the fire hall because he thinks he’s cool. he loves to harass me 24/7 ab almonds.
by noone7654 February 11, 2020
Get the Michael Alan Snellmug. On Pro Evo running down the line then cutting inside just before you reach the bi-line and passing it to a player on the penalty spot, for people with no skillz!
by markku007 November 11, 2008
Get the doing an alanmug.