Anorection

An erection brought on by an incredibly skinny woman (e.g., Mary-Kate Olsen, Kate Moss, etc.).

"Dude, I saw this twig bitch walking down the street today, she gave me an anorection."

by Clam_Diggity July 3, 2016

Directionator

A person who claims they love One Direction and would do anything for them, but then decided to hate on the band members. Saying things like Zayn shouldn’t have left the band and that they don’t like him because he did. Zayn had plenty of good reasons to leave and you don’t seem to have any good reason to hate him. They also hate on Liam for little things that he did that aren’t a big deal. Directionators also tend to say things like “Treat people with kindness” but then hate on Zayn for leaving. Hate on Liam for unreasonable thing. Hate on Louis or Niall because they “can’t sing” Sometimes, they even have the audacity to hate on Harry for what he wears, his sexuality, etc. And some Directionators... they take it too far. Some even go as far to sexualize Harry. He has spoken about it and how this makes him feel uncomfortable many many times. People like these are the reason that he is very inactive on social media. Of course, it’s ok to think he is attractive but to talk about things that you want to do to him is just altogether not ok. He’s a person too and I hope one day, this all stops :)

“I heard you like One Direction... is that true?”
“Yeah I always listen to their music, but Harry dresses pretty gay doesn’t he?”
“Oh I see, you’re a Directionator!”

by 1D_Hiatus :( April 13, 2020

Directioner

Someone who is depressed because 18 months = 6 years, they are also very loyal, as they have waited patiently for 6 years.

Oh look it’s the directioners clowning again haha!

by Larry is life February 21, 2022

Needs Direction

A way to describe an employee who is otherwise worthless. An employee who, without detailed instruction and hand holding, will waste the day on the internet.

Employe: Hey is Bob a good worked?

Employe 2: He can be, but needs direction.

Employe: So in other words, he's useless.

by Irritated Boss June 12, 2013

alternative affection

Less-common but equally-loving gestures to express warm feelings for someone, such as a leg-hug or giving him a back-rub wif yer soles and/or scratching his back wif yer toe-nails.

A few other somewhat-loopy but totally-satisfying alternative affection gestures would be an over-da-shoulder high-five (where ya both stand wif your backs together and reach yer hands back over yer shoulders to slap palms wif each other), toe-hugs (where ya flex yer toes downwards to hug da other person's toes), and toe-hugging his pinkie by nestling his finger underneath yer toes and then curling yer toes tightly around his finger. These latter two gestures are especially heavenly for a dude wif a foot-fetish, and will often produce a massive hard-on that you can then either blow or "ride" immediately.

by QuacksO August 4, 2018

unwanted affection

the type of affection passsed onto you from someone of the opposite sex who is either mentally insane, just plain weird, ugle or any combonation of the three.

person 1 " dude lidnsey was alll over me today"
person 2 " sounds like some unwanted affection...."
person 1 "uh yeah, shes missing three teeth and talks to herself"

by WWWYKI Octopus November 1, 2011

Directioner

A fandom for a band of homosexuals and are mostly made up of 12 year olds and single moms

jessie:im such a Directioner
Cory: you're a fan of a bunch of homos

by Cory Bryson January 1, 2014