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Recreational Adult

An adult you associate with as a child with whom you have no professional or legal relationship.
"Paul is such a nerd for having recreational adults."
by Pivotcoptr July 11, 2016
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Adult-minor

An adult-minor is used in a text, such as someone older than the victim of someone who is 10+ years less than them.
Grandpa of catholicity of the gay children: I’m lonely, no one likes me.

Victim: it’s okay, I think you’re pretty.

Grandma of the catholicity of the gay catholic children: how old are you?

Victim: I’m 21 years old

Grandma of the catholicity of the gay catholic children: I’m 34 years old, would you be with me.

Victim: Ofc

Victim is an adult-minor, due to the fact of them being 10 years less than them, therefore the grandpa of catholicity of catholic gay children is a adult-minor hitter.
by Xoxogay22 July 10, 2022
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Christmas Adult

Like a Disney Adult : adults who are obnoxiously into something which is geared toward children. Christmas adults will often say “it’s almost Christmas!” before the leaves have even started to change color, listen to Christmas music and watch Christmas movies year round, and leave up Christmas decorations up from September to February.
“Dude, did you see the neighbor’s house? They have a “Season’s Greetings” sign up already. It’s September!”
“Yeah, they’re just a Christmas Adult”
by GenWaller October 7, 2025
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adult gift

A gift given by one mature myth to a semi less mature "boy" or stud. This gift may be given during the holidays or at any special occasion. This adult gift can be hand crafted made or strategically put together with a very specific reaction.
An adult gift can be An unexpected special gift of great proportions, from someone who loves you.
by browniz19 December 25, 2013
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adult content creator

a slut who is selling her body on the internet for horndog men to jack off to

in other words, NOT girlfriend material
hey, did you know that girl over there is an adult content creator? It is very distasteful!
by straightwhitemale223 May 4, 2023
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Adult Daycare

Adult Daycare is prison. You spend all day eating, doing "art", and playing with fellow adults your age while you're also taken care of by the prison and your daddy Bubba.
Kid: "Mom where's my dad?"
Mom: "He's in Adult Daycare sweetie."
by Spidermanismymomanddaddy November 25, 2021
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Adult

(v. intrans., denominative agentative, neologism)
1. To perform the role of an adult.

NOTE: this verb was meant to sound like lolcats english, but accidentally follows old rules for making verbs that are actually perfectly normal, such as verbs "to engineer" and "to bitch."
Cost of living and wages are the gatekeepers keeping the poor and mentally unstable youth from getting the financial power needed to adult on their own.
by oron61 July 4, 2022
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