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Mitch

A name referring to the guy with the largest shlong.
"Who's the mitch of the group?"
by Grey112 November 3, 2020
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Mitch Bond maneuver

When her bush velcro's to your neckbeard while eating her cooch
I was eating her hairy roast beef and i accidentally pulled the Mitch Bond maneuver.
by bighossrango October 30, 2025
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mitching

wheres ben
he's mitching with sean and luke
by JoeMama69haha October 19, 2020
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mitch carmichael

Shifty West Virginian politician. Frequently fails at counting to five. Sits on a throne of lies.

Hater of teachers, children, working WV families. also hates John Denver songs, pepperoni rolls, cardinals, rhododendron, brook trout, sugar maple trees, and the WV Mountaineers.
There is no school Monday: thanks Mitch Carmichael.
by WV Strong May 9, 2018
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Mitch

Mitch loves a good pie and can shovel them down quicker than he can run.
Mitch is here he wants 3 stake and kidneys
by 0162 October 30, 2019
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Mitched

Mitched; to surpass being high, stoned, blitzed or fried.
Jenna: I smoked so much marijuana last night... I was Mitched out of my mind. You should have been there.

Mia: You must have been really Mitched. I was there with you.
by Mitched April 23, 2017
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